1. i really like my family and friends. the retards they are but they make me laugh.

2. i really like playgrounds. especially ones that are made out of something edible. thats what me and amanda want to build.

3. i like having those biology lessons where miss kirby is away and sony ericsson lets us sit on the hill and talk.

4. i like to talk. i cant help it even if im coughing up chainsaws.

5. i like music. listening and playing. both (: i really like jay chou. hes so good i would marry him. but hes thirty ):

6. i like my internet where i can continue talking and write random posts and do facebook quizzes when im bored. it also gives me friend connections when i want to dota (:

well thats about it. go figure.

mmmarian ♥

COME TO THE OFFICE WITH ME.

-no-

COME OFFICE WITH ME DAMMIT

-no-

SERIOUSLY. IM ANGRY

-no-

FINE I GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE  -storms off-

=D

anyways then me and maggie and penny and winny went to Op class and left alice raging. love you too fatty.

see you ^^

marian

just so you all know.
if there’s someone with information.
i will seriously love you forever if you tell me.

mmmarian. distressed.

i woke up this morning + the first thing i thought of was

OMFG ! I GET TO SEE ALICE TODAY ! ( and maggie )

so i packed my bag + all the other random crap alice asked me to get for her

-clears throat- orange+green gatsby ; an engagement ring ;

a lion stapler &a spiderman brickbear that’s still in the mail.

but anyways i pretty much skipped my way to class.

skippity skippity bop. but NOOO i had to heave my fatness up the stairs

coz they changed classrooms.

i was fairly annoyed. but when i walked into the classroom.

-ominous music- there was a different teacher staring @us.

like wooaah. the first things she said were :

. no eating in the classroom

. no talking WHATSOEVER

. a seating plan

. no music+ipods

yeah i know what you’re thinking.

but anyways. it passed without incident

for the first five seconds

we got into major trouble when we were talking.

& eating. &listening to music. so she was like

“i dont give a lot of homework

coz you kids have normal school too.”

BULLSHIT !

like serious.

grrr. so alice stole my exercise book+ ripped a page out.

so we would have the petition. alice basically signed for everyone.

we wanted our old teacher back. ( this was all in period one )

so we showed her the petition + she wanted to come back too

BUT NOOOOOO shes the deputy pricipal now.

then so alice+maggie couldnt think of anything else to do

so they started saying stuff like

“our OLD teacher isnt so mean”

then maggie got pretty funny & she was like

“why are you so mean ?”

the teachers like

“because you need discipline”

this is the rest of the conversation

M: but why ? we arent bad kids

T: not bad ; just in need of discipline

M: but my mum disciplined us without being mean

T: how am i being mean ?

M: you just are

we werent allowed to laugh ; but we were stifling it

it was so funny

then the guys proceeded to talk about …

the unmentionable stuff …

and alice told me how rubber bands were made from condoms …

charming ; alice

anyways

signing out

bye !

mmmarian ♥

we had a few toilet breaks then we got to our hotel ( it was a five star :L )@about 1. we got all our keycards + ran into the elevator to get to our room ; 565. i was next door to my brother+crew ( 566 ) & my parents ( 564 ). we had a bit of fun with all the light switches + looking under all the beds ( we found a can of catfood ). then @3 we walked to the dreamworld-like place which was like RIGHT NEXT DOOR. we managed to get there after nearly getting my shorts pulled down by one of my younger cousins + tripping on a stick.

the first thing that caught my eye was woah …  a PURPLE ROLLER COASTER. it wasn`t much. just a VERY VERY VERY VERY HIGH DROP DOWN into a pitch black hole. i decided to tackle that one later. ( i was screaming just by watching ) so we went on this ride which was like spinningly + rotatingly thing. it was cool + got me high. so we half ran + half skipped to the pirate ship ( Y ) oh yeah. we went psycho + got all the seat belts on + AWAY WE WENT ! we put our hands on the air + felt safe … until we felt the seatbelt move ; thats when one of the 6 year olds started yelling “BOSS ! SIR ! LET ME DOWN ! IVE HAD ENOUGH!” hilarious :L.

then we went on it again + went to a “kiddy place” but i got the living dayshit scared out of me anyways. we saw this ‘hansel+gretel” styled house & went RIGHT in. only because it had a slide that went around + around +around + around + around+ around eeceetee for about three storeys. so me + megan decided to tackle it. i went in first + there were like SMOKE MACHINES so i screamed + fell down. yes i was a very good role model for my 8 year old cousins. but at least i went in. + we climbed up .. + up + AGES up. until we got to the top floor. thats when it started getting creepy. there were plastic skulls glued to the roof which went -LIGHTS UP- with lighting crashes. when you look back you see this skeleton + naturally youve got me going -RUNS- up the stairs + into the wall. then we got to the slide yay ! apparently i didnt stop for breath screaming until i got up to there -pssh face-. then i went down into the DEEP DARK HOLE ( that was the slide ) + screamed my head off. then i landed on the floor + you have my little cousins telling me to look around. so i did + i saw this manakin getting electrocuted + i heard a WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH. that was me running away. i went on that twice (:

so then we went on a few other rides. like another orange roller coaster + this one called the inverter. it pulls you upside down = holds you there for like ten seconds. DAMN ! im STILL tipsy. then i decided to steamroller that huge purple monster. & went up + up + upupupupup ! then we stopped at the toptoptop + looked downdowndown + said goodbye to lifelifelife. it was a 45 degree angle to death.-gasp- i looked into that HUGE HUGE PITCH BLACK HOLE. + BANG shoot me. it was over in threee seconds. but hey it seemed a lot longer when youre on it … + the only person screaming. dang ; i started screaming before we even went down. apparently you could still hear me when i was 349582094 km away @the end of the ride. pssh. well that was my dreamworld time.

then we got back to the hotel + had dinner. ( dessert was pineapple ; oranges + watermelons ) we didn`t like the taste so we had wasabi with it . we decided to go back to our room ( four to a room ; except the guys next door had seven in a four person room. ahahas suck ; arthur ) + did some noob prank calls. most of them ended up being @the reception desk & we were scared crapless. the next day i figured that instead of pranking people ; we got pranked instead ==”. it was my auntie pretending to be the receptionist + my mum being a weird lady lecturing me. like totally. as  i said ; we`re noobs. then @night we did some DIY. we made wax candles ( Y ). except my wax didnt set + now it`s lop-sided :S. so after half of my family went to see a show + we were late with our wax candles. then megan + her friend wanted to go. they didnt turn up so my brother went after them. after a while. megan&company came back up + my brother was missing. so we SPEDSPEDSPED to the dreamworld-like place. we had 14 people with us. & only 4 admission tickets. they let us in . so we wondered how my brother got in. dang ; lucky duude. he ran in when security wasnt looking. anyways. we go to the show. &it turns out to be  a show where transexuals perform for us. we were a bit ……. but we had to watch it. it was funny watching @first. coz megan were sizing them up going ‘that one`s got manly legs’ & ‘i think that one needs to go back to the plastic surgeon’. then we got up to the pole dancing bit. it was fairly gross. but i was watching the reactions of my cousins so it was all good. my brother was too ashamed to look. one of my cousins was watching the reflections on a window + another one was originally @the front but was hiding behind his dad by the end of the show. the dancer then got this dude to kiss him. or her ; i dont even know. then she shoved his face into her bikini + we were like EWWWW. there was also this one set to the tune of korean folksong. + when they started staring @me i look away. then my auntie’s like ‘be buff stare them back’ + im like ‘its not like i cant ; its just that every time i stare @ them i crack up laughing’. so we called it a night + left. i tried very hard not to look @ the poster of a g-stringed butt on the entrance door. we took showers then bed. but only after we ate shitloads of food.

then next day we woke @7. + went down to brekkie. wasnt that interesting so ill skip it. then we packed + brushed our teeth + handed our keycards back + left. ( i was forced to buy this memorial pink t-shirt @the souvenir shop ). then we by a couple of stops + we visited this bamboo musuem where there were tonnes of bamboo made stuff. then we had lunch + played baseball with a drink bottle. wendy didnt want it anymore afterwards. arthur hit a home run after the ball hit my dad’s can of coke. then we hit the road + drove some more.

then we got hungry so we bought the whole shops stock of hotdogs. all eighteen . so we ate some more + karaoked some more ( i sang mamma mia ; then forgot all the words halfway coz the karaoke machine was crappy ) then my uncle decided to sing for us which was awesome coz he sang a love duet. he sang both parts. so he had this MANLY voice then he would go all FALSETTO. then in the bits where both people sing ; he goes MANLY then glisses into a FALSETTO + back in a sentence. frkn hilarious.

then we stopped for dinner + on our way home ; we watched the videos from our trip. we were literally pissing ourselves laughing.

then i got home ; showered + it took me a whole hour to type this up.
我廢話很多 ~ so sorry
mmmarian (:     ‹3
ps. i bought this HUUGE bright red lollipop @the hotel. it was the size of my fist. its so big that i still have most of it + i licked it all day long. i was really proud of it … until i saw this purple lollipop bigger than my head. the swirlyswirlyswirly kind.

then @about one ; i called my cousin if she was free so we could go shopppping -shiny eyes- so then we went wu fen pu. it`s like a HUUUUUUGE open air market ; for clothes. which come cheap. -cheap asianness shows- so i bought stuff … a lot … even i lost track. but it was sort of ok because i know i`m doing so much good by spending money. a bit of circulation for the financial bank crisis. so because of that ; the taiwanese government is giving out FREE … paper dollar bills that aren`t really money + you have to use it before september. there`s NT$3600 for everyone. which adds up to about AU$150. ( taiwan doesn`t have the cents system – that`s why ) so we did a fair bit of shopping. like one ; two ; three ; four ; five … lol let`s not go there. (:

we got to wu fen pu @about one. then finished @about 5.30. so we decided to cross the road + go to the night market on the other side. more shopping yay ! but we had to meet up with my dad first. so we had to walk ALL THE WAY around to the other entrance. then we did some major shopping. we didn`t buy much -cough- after wu fen pu. but when we came home we had one ; two ; three ; four ; five ; six ; seven bags of goodies ( excluding smaller bags shoved in the bigger bags ). i had a good day (: for my standards.

rahahas
mmmarian ♥
ps. one downer ; out of ALL the people i could met who i knew in australia. i JUST had to meet one i didn`t like. then i got over it ; that pink skirt was VERY nice (:

i crashed my cousin`s todays. & like woke up @eleven. we had brunch + played whatever on the computer. then we got bored so we decided to make chocolate caterpillars. so we walkedwalkedwalked to a store + bought the whole stock of unexpensive chocolate. like 40c each. cheap asian ftw i think it was like 17 bars ; milk&white chocos. then we went to the kitchen + started melting all the chocolate. we burnt the milk chocolate :S. we actually like ; megan made all the choco caterpillars. i was just on the side making the juice. she burnt herself ; six times :L. i thought it was pretty hilarious. so she hit me with the frying pan. so after we melted all the chocolate + mixed it in with all the RAINBOW MARSHMALLOWS. we stuffed it in the fridge with aluminium foil. then we had to do the dishes. you`d like amazed to see how many dishes we had to do. & worse coz megan made me do them all five times until she thought it was ‘unoily’ but like seriously. her dish washing utensils were pretty weird. one was shaped like patrick`s head. from spongebob ! & her dish washing thing smelt like alcohol.

after a while ; we got bored agains so we had a bit of afternoon tea. waffles ( Y ). megan added 7 bags of sugar when i wasn`t looking. probably coz i stole her waffles :S. then we heard shouting outside so we went on the balcony + peeped thru all the recycling bags. we saw this drunk guy yelling in taiwanese @random stuff. then he left for the other side of the building so we ran to the other side of the house + stared at him thru the curtains. we realised he said talking in chinky we megan was like “hang ons ; i`m opening the window to see what he’s going on about so shuddup.” ( the drunk dude was yelling @this man washing his car ) & my other two cousins steven + mego were like “NOOOOOOO” then the drunk dude looks up ( we were on fifth floor ) & we were like OHH CRAP ! so we like go -DUCKS DOWN- after about two minutes ; we were like “is he gone ?” so we look up + he`s still staring @us. we were like SHIT ! + ducks down again. he saw us T____T & shouts up “WHATCHU ALL LOOKING @ ?” we were like pissing ourselves laughing. ( hopefully he didn`t hear ) :X. then we got bored + had pizza.

ily
mmmarian ♥

it`s just me
mmmarian